Unofficial public notice
MISSINGDesaparecido
- Name
- Flávio Bolsonaro
- Last known role
- Senator. The term expires in February, and with it the privileged forum.
- Travel documents
- Cancelled by the Federal Police at midday on 27 October, after a Supreme Court order to hand them in went unanswered.
- Deadline to comply
- 11:00. Missed by, at time of writing, the rest of his life.
- Height
- Approximately one and a half lecterns.
- Build
- Suit-shaped.
- Distinguishing marks
- Describes himself as a witness to events he is standing in the middle of.
- Last reported movement
- A land border, reportedly, carrying a document that was reportedly not a passport.
- Known associates abroad
- A brother. Already there. Got the good condo.
Reward offered
R$ 0,00Not to be confused with the R$ 134 million that allegedly financed a film about his father. That one is accounted for. Somewhere.
If you see him, do nothing. He is almost certainly fine. He is almost certainly in Florida. Everyone is, eventually.